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6/13/2012 10:24:05 PM EST
|You Know You're Getting Old If...
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This might seem funny to many but as I'm getting older, it's becoming more apparent. Now of course what you will read below is merely for entertainment purposes and will hopefully not offend you but instead place a smile on your wrinkled face...LOL. Seriously though with all the baby boomers reaching their retirement years, they're left with the "Now What Attitude". I'm particularly a Big Fan of the saying, You're only as old as you feel, especially as I become older. So this is all in Fun!
You Know You're Getting Old if...
Making it to the bathroom becomes Optional
Your Wrinkles seem to have their Own mini-wrinkles
You find yourself visiting your local supermarket before the Bread man gets there
Your hair grows out of places you never had hair grow from before
You and Your Spouse are taking turns shaving Facial Hair
Your child has to open the soda you tightened
Power walking becomes Running and Walking becomes Sprinting
You ask everyone where your Reading Glasses are while they sit on your forehead
You take 2 days to watch a 2 hour movie
Going Dancing sounds like work
Bedroom fun gets shorter if at all
You have pictures of yourself with facial hair from an actual Poloride Camera
You find watching Bowling on TV fun
You're known on a first name basis at your local Denny's or Ihop
Playing Bingo at your local casino is the jist of a Night Out with the Girls
You find yourself pricing out the new rascals
Your favorite jeans have a Stretchy Wasteline
You wake up surprised each morning
Your weeks seem like long days
You remember taking a nap on sofas with plastic covers
Your remember buying Sofas with plastic covers
You still have a VCR Tape Collection
Painting your Nails Red is too bold and instead you paint them pink
Your spouse's idea of foreplay is scratching your back
Your idea of living it up is a night out to the movies
A long eyebrow hair made me think of some of these, and I felt compelled to let my hair down and share some of these funny thoughts...Hope some made you laugh, as my only intent was to do just that. I look forward to providing anyone who is feeling a bit their age with the vast amount of products that I have access to at my price. Note that you will Always Control How You Feel About your Age, don't let your Negative friends and Society tell you different, Be Forever Young in Spirit and Mind.
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|You take 2 days to watch a 2 hour movie! Sounds like me..LOL|