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You Can’t Take Your Money With You When You Expire!

Published on 8/3/2014
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An abusive husband who was a real miser had a lot of money saved.


He often beat his wife, and then when she threatened to leave him he would beg her forgiveness, buy her a few gifts and promise never to touch her again.


This happened one too many times, and the wife vowed, that this time if he so much as lifted a finger at her – she would leave him.


Soon the man fell ill and as his wife was tending to him on his sick bed, he told the wife, “Listen I know that I might not make it, but if I die, I want you to gather all my money and put it in the coffin with me. I will need it in my afterlife.”


He made his wife promise that she would do this one thing for him. He even mentioned that he no longer raised his hands on her.


The wife being a good Christian promised him that she would carry out his wishes.


A few days later the man died. The wife was seated next to his casket in black, with her best friend.


Just as the service was about to end and the casket was to be closed, his wife told them to wait! She had a small box that she wanted to place in the coffin for her now deceased husband.


As soon as she did this they closed the casket and wheeled it away.


Her best friend then turned to her and said, “Surely you didn’t put all his money with him in that small box. Tell me you’re not insane!”


Yes, said the wife. “I’m a woman of her word, a good Christian and I promised him that I would put all his money in his coffin when he died.”


What, are you crazy? You mean to tell me that you placed all of his money in the casket with him?


You bet I did, I transferred all his money to my bank account and wrote him a check!


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Chika "the truth" Nwoko

P.S You never see a U-Haul being towed by a hearse.


P.P.S I am absolutely against any violence, especially against women.


P.P.S I've never seen a hearse with a luggage rack - have you?

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