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The Sunday Comics - a Reprieve from Business
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One of the sheer pleasures I enjoyed as a child and even as an adult, was curling up with the Sunday Comics.

They were full color and took me into an imaginary worlds of superheros and funny families and cats and dogs. So, today I decided, rather than "preach" a sermon on how we as marketers can get our heads on straight and do the things we need to do to be a real success, I would write a Sunday Comics.

I apologize that it's not in full color or illustrated, but Paul, our glorious leader, insists on our blogs being in "text", no images or HTML allowed here on IBOtoolBox.

So, ladies and gentlemen and other readers, here is your black & white comic for Sunday: taken from "Always Leave “Em Laughing!" Compiled By Dev Hobbins & Gilly Linge.

PRAYING for a BIKE... (appropriate title don't you think?)

A little boy wanted $100 to buy a new bike,
and his mother told him to pray to God for it.

He prayed and prayed for two weeks, but
nothing turned up.

Then he decided perhaps he should write God a
letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter
addressed to God, they opened it up and decided
to send it to the President.

The President was so impressed, touched and
amused that he instructed his secretary to send
the little boy a check for $5.00.

He thought that this would appear to be a lot of
money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and
sat down to write a thank-you letter to God, which
read:

Dear God;

Thank you very much for the money.

I noticed that you had to send it through
Washington.

As usual, they deducted $95.00 for themselves.

Enjoy your day!




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Robert Frasier    386 day(s) ago
Thanks so much for this article, It help me remember when I used to see my dad reading the funnies in the Sunday paper and laughing so hard. Man I can hear the laugh still to this day.......Thanks again
 
Jack Albright   386 day(s) ago
Johnny, lol...that was too much man! I remember hearing that one as a boy myself. You constantly come up with good ones my friend. Jack
 
Annemarie Berukoff   386 day(s) ago
Great humor in a not so funny situation...still stinging from my taxes this year even afte deductions! If he had a home-based lemonade stand...might have got back another $10!
 
Deborah Anders Schrupp   386 day(s) ago
LOL... so Johnny are we getting one of these every Sunday. I will be waiting.
 
Coach Kim   388 day(s) ago
Oh my goodness Johnny - I too grew up on the Sunday comics - still love Peanuts and have added Calvin & Hobbes to my list of favorites! Thanks for the good memories and what a great story - I could visualize it so well, I think I got some news print on my hands!
 
Brad Wheller   390 day(s) ago
The parents should be proud of their son for understanding his situation. He now knows he needs to work to make 95% more money. Thank you. wberad
 
MIKE DIALS   391 day(s) ago
LOL!..That's too funny Johnny Lee! You made my day! Isn't that the truth! Thanks for sharing this with us! Much Success to you my friend! Off to twitter! ;)
 
Mircea Ionel Jr   391 day(s) ago
Johnny my dear friend - you just made my day. I did know about the "Praying for a bike" but today it just hit the spot. I owe you more than one ... Thank you for your way of making things happen ... And yes, the kidoo was right - they do deduct 95% :o) Way to go Johnny!
 
Lisa Smith   391 day(s) ago
Bahahaha :D thank you for the laugh ~TWEET!
 
Deborah (Debi) Becker   391 day(s) ago
I love this one... I really like when we can have a laugh once in awhile.. Can we look forward to next Sundays Comics?
 
Larry Christenson   391 day(s) ago
very funny Johnny,, btw, it isn't Paul, but google, yahoo, and bing who wants the text version.You manage to put color in your story, thx.
 
Marnee Masales   391 day(s) ago
Hi Johnny this was great. Put a big smile on my face and laughter. Have a great day.
 
Ludwina Van Hyfte   391 day(s) ago
cool, thank you for sharing.
 
Ludwina Van Hyfte   391 day(s) ago
cool, thank you for sharing.
 
Steve/Vicky Bruce   391 day(s) ago
Great story Johnny, thanks for the Sunday chuckle...GO IBO
 


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