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Why great ideas can be a negative!?? Grandma and Her Friday Nights

Published on 5/21/2017
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Grandma and Her Friday Nights

Mac and Millie, married for almost 15 years, have a standing 'date night' every Friday night, thanks to Millie's mom.

Every Friday night, Millie's mom baby sits the three grand children.  The grand kids are all boys, Cabe, Rob, and Mac Jr., ages 5,6, and 7.  Every Friday night, the boys want to play 'cops and robbers'.  Granny is always the robber.  

Wilma does her best to talk the boys out of cops and robbers and into some game that is less physical, less active, and less noisy.  Each week, however, granny and the boys end up playing cops and robbers.

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Last Friday night, a nice meal followed by a movie was on the agenda. Unfortunately, Millie was feeling a bit under the weather. Hoping she would feel better and since she and Mac already had reservations at Brandon's (a nice restaurant), they dropped the boys off at granny's house, and went to Brandon's.  Sadly, Millie felt worse as the evening went on.  By the time they were finished at Brandon's, Mac and Millie decided to end their date early.  

The boys were still up and actively engaged in a game of cops and robbers. as Mac and Millie approached granny's home.  Jr. pointed his finger at granny.  "Bang!" yelled Jr. and grinned from ear to ear as granny collapsed from being hit by this fake shot.  While coming up the walkway, Mac and Millie witnessed granny slumping to the floor and then remaining motionless!

They rushed in to make sure that Wilma was OK.  Wilma did not move, but opened one eye just a bit and whispered, "Shhh. This always happens, I am fine.  It is how I get to rest."

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Wilma's Will

On her 60th birthday, Mac and Millie, honored her request.  They took her to her lawyer to prepare her will.  Wilma is vibrant and healthy, but she had her mind made up that she was gong to draw up her will on her 60th birthday.  

Wilma included two requests in her will:

 She insisted on cremation.  
She wanted her ashes scattered over the local Publix (a huge grocery store).

"Scattered over Publix?"  asked the lawyer.
"That way, I know that my daughter, Millie, will visit me at least once a week."

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Your Home Biz...why great ideas can be a negative!??

Wilma has some great ideas about how to catch some rest with her grand kids and how to get her daughter to visit her in her after-life.  

When it comes to your home biz, you may be surprised to learn that great ideas can be a negative!  

If your home business is Network Marketing, your job is to be teachable, trainable, and coachable.  

You may have some great ideas, and that is good, but have the patience to not act on those ideas right away.  The fastest way for you to succeed is to often unlearn and discard some of your old habits and ideas, in order to learn (be teachable).  You also want to put your new training into action (train) and be open to suggestion (be coachable).  New ideas and even great ideas may actually stand in your way and slow you down while you are a newbie.

Smart folks make the best candidates for success, so be smart enough to sit on some of those great ideas for the moment, and to allow yourself to be teachable, trainable, and coachable.  

Thank you for reading, my friends, I wish you much success.

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