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Andy's Ostrich! I seemed to be going nowhere!

Published on 7/14/2017
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The Seven Dwarves aren't half as tough as four kids and a mortgage!

Andy's Ostrich!

Andy walked into a pub with an ostrich and they both sat at the bar.  Before Reggie, the bartender, could tell Andy that pets were not allowed, Andy said, "I'll have a beer."  Then the ostrich chimed in, "Me too."  

Reggie was shocked to see and hear a talking ostrich.  He poured them each a beer.  

"That'll be £2  50p." said Reggie.  Andy reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact change and paid the bartender.  Over the course of the night, Andy ordered different drinks, each time the ostrich said  "The same, here." and each time, whatever the cost, Andy reached in his pocket and pulled out the exact amount.  

By the end of the night, Reggie, cannot contain himself.   "You walk into this bar with a talking ostrich and each time you put your hand in your pocket to pay, you pull out the exact amount.  How is all this possible?"  

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"Several months ago, I was walking on the beach when I saw an old lamp that had washed ashore.  When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and said that he could grant me one wish." began Andy.  

"I thought for a while and told the Genie that if I ever want to purchase anything, all I have to do is to put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."  

Reggie said, "That is brilliant. Whatever you want, a beer or a new car, you simply reach into your pocket and pull out the right amount.  What a wonderful wish!"

"The Genie felt the same way.  In fact, he liked the wish so much, he gave me another." responded Andy.  

"What was your second wish?"  asked Reggie.

"I wished for a 'bird' with long legs."

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I seemed to be going nowhere!
  
If your new online venture is at all like mine was, you may feel that your efforts are not getting results.  While I was new to Internet Marketing, I was not aware that I was building inner value, but I was and so are you.  What I was acutely aware of, was that I seemed to be going nowhere, you may feel the same way.  

Much of your initial phase is learning and making mistakes.  The more mistakes, the faster you learn...I am still making mistakes...yeah!  The more you learn, the more you will realize that there is so much more to learn...BUT...you will also gain confidence and become better and better at focusing on what works.

You do not have to be gifted or a genius, you simply need to stick with it and learn all you can.

Results WILL happen, just keep plugging.  In fact, when you stick with it, you will discover what is called a snowball effect!  Your actions as an Internet Marketer are cumulative, unlike many other pursuits or jobs, so if you are a plugger, this Internet Marketing stuff may be a perfect fit.  

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BONUS TIP!

When checking your website stats, one of those stats is 'bandwidth'.


Bandwidth? 
Bandwidth relative to your website means the level of traffic and the amount of data that has transferred between your site, users, and the Internet.  For now (as a newbie), think of bandwidth as a measure of 'activity'.
  While you are building your business, increased bandwidth is a good sign.

Most webhosts have unlimited bandwidth, and while high bandwidth may slow your site, do not worry about it.  By the time you get to bandwidth problems, you will be grateful, and you should have the knowledge and resources to resolve it.  

FYI:

The Online Slang Dictionary
(American, English, and Urban slang)       

Definition of bird

noun

  • a female. Usually, but not always, used in reference to an attractive female. Origin: British.
Thank you for reading, my friends.  I wish you much success.

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