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All Fun! Please, A BLUE Suit!

Published on 10/12/2017
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All Fun!  
Please, A BLUE Suit!


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All Fun!

Every so often send an email or make a post that is all fun.  Folks may wonder what is up your sleeve, but that is OK.  We all need a fun read on occasion, so I hope you will enjoy the following.

The Doctor had the difficult task of informing the wife that her husband had passed away due to a massive myocardial infarction, which is doctor speak for heart attack.  The wife, of course, informed the rest of the family including their seven year old son.  

The son informed his friends and classmates that his dad has passed on due to massive cardio fart.

Once when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever find them?' He answered, 'I don't know, kid. There are so many places they can hide."~Rodney Dangerfield

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.~Alan Dundes

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.' ~Conan O'Brien

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Please, A BLUE Suit!

Midge was her Uncle Fred's closest relative.  Fred had passed on and Midge was taking care of the details.   She went to the funeral home and there was Uncle Fred in a black suit.   She was distraught, she informed the funeral director that it was Fred's wish to be buried in a blue suit.  

She was told that they only had traditional black suits, but he would see what he could do.

That evening, when Midge returned, Uncle Fred was wearing a smart blue suit.   In her sadness, Midge was still able to smile at seeing the blue suit and thanked the 
funeral director.

He explained that it was a stroke of luck.  "A man, about the same size as your uncle, was brought in this afternoon wearing a blue suit.  The man's wife was upset that he was in a blue suit and insisted that he be buried in a black one.

"After we heard that," continued the
funeral director, "it was just a question of swapping the heads."    

Midge fainted at the
funeral director's humor.

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I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. ~Jim Carrey

Thank you for reading, my friends.  I wish you much success.

Clarabell the Clown
Howdy Doody's mute partner was Clarabell.


Answer:  The clown was called Clarabell.

What was the cranky old man's name?  Phineas T. Bluster.

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