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"Dr Geezer"

Published on 2/4/2016
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Subject: Dr. Geezer

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If not cured, get back $1,000!"

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic.

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Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me??"

Dr.Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr.Young's mouth."


Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer:"Congratulations! 
You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young:  "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young:  "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr.Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.
That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. 

Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer:  "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer."

Remember: Don't try to scam or make old people mad. They don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick them off.

 

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