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4/13/2012 2:42:38 PM EST
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It's Time For Fun
Funny Business Quotes
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If you see a bandwagon, it’s too late. James Goldsmith
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor. John Ciardi
Why join the navy if you can be a pirate? Steve Jobs
The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. Lilly Tomlin
He’s taking this company to hell, and we’re riding shotgun.
She got kicked upstairs. (She was promoted to a higher position that’s less appealing than her current one. This is business jargon.)
Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining. Old West quote
Run your idea up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it.
We have paralysis by analysis.
Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat. Jim Collins
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. Vidal Sassoon
When you’re up to your armpits in alligators, it’s hard to remember to drain the swamp. Ronald Reagan
Tell them what you’re going to tell them, tell them, then tell them what you told them. Communications axim
When you assume, you make an “ass” out of “u” and “me.”
Don’t beat a dead horse.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
George Bernard Shaw
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. Oscar Wilde
Don’t corner something meaner than you. Old West saying
Failure is not an option—it comes bundled with the software.
A picture is worth 1,000 words, but it uses up 3,000 times the memory.
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 | | Fun is good, thanks for sharing. |
| | |  | | Enjoyed, thanks for sharing |
| | |  | | This is great! Sharing. Have a good weekend |
| | |  | | Leslie these are great! I'm sharing them on twitter for you! |
| | |  | | Thanks for sharing, these are so true, especially this one hit me really funny today. "Failure is not an option - it comes bundled in the software." (so true) |
| | |  | | Hi Leslie, these quotes will surely make you laugh or do a Anderson Copper giggle! :-) |
| | |  | | These are great Leslie. Even those I've heard many times, hearing them again was fun. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face. |
| | |  | | I definitely like this. Good approach! |
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