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How To Have Your Egg And Eat It

Published on 7/7/2015
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How To Have Your Egg And Eat It” is the 3rd in my 'How To' series of original copyrighted WakeUp2Wealth Press Releases written by Tom Riach (that's me above) from my home in the sunny south of Portugal.

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- a political satire

I took the half dozen eggs to the supermarket check-out and told the cashier that the woman behind me in the queue would pay for them. In the event this woman refused, citing the fact that she was in receipt of government welfare and therefore wasn't under law obliged to pay for my eggs but she quickly pointed out that the gentleman behind her in line appeared to be in work and looked well off. A quick interrogation of this man by security staff quickly established that he was indeed wealthy (ie worked hard and enjoyed the fruits of his own labour ) so he was held down and physically restrained while payment for my eggs was extracted from him and the police were called.

He was arrested for having failed to voluntarily pay for my eggs while knowingly in possession of legally earned income and was subsequently found guilty of the offence, as a punishment for which the factory he owned (a place of gainful employment for more than 250 people) was razed to the ground, his house was confiscated and allocated to illegal immigrants, his car was crushed just for the hell of it, his wife was sold to a FIFA executive and his children taken to work on a drugs estate. I went home and boiled two eggs for my tea.

The next morning, being pay day at my place of work, I decided to put in my once per month appearance to pick up my 'entitlement'. I was on long term sick leave on account of an injured back which went in to spasm at any reference to the word 'work' and which seized up completely if confronted by an act of 'work' – but which was otherwise okay. On arrival I was appalled to find that the factory where I had been on sick leave from employment had been razed to the ground!

I went straight home and scrambled two eggs for lunch before banging off a letter of complaint to the government regarding the 'denial of my human right to screw sickness benefit from my employer'. I wrote a similar letter to the equal opportunities commission and, just for good measure, another to the organisation for racial and religious equality. Lastly, I contacted a 'no-win-no-fee' compensation claim lawyer. Then I sat back and waited for the money to roll in.

On the following day I fried my two remaining eggs for breakfast and set off back to the supermarket.


I am a writer. I live and work in the sunny south of Portugal. This is my 'office'!

How To Have Your Egg And Eat It

For many years I have run my WAKE UP LEISURE AND LEARNING BREAKS (click on to learn more) where I talk of success and of creating serious wealth. Or send for my WAKE UP 2 WEALTH E-BOOK , it's packed with my secrets of success and exact instructions as to how to earn a fortune as a Super Achiever.

HOW TO HAVE YOUR EGG AND EAT IT – a political satire

is an original copyrighted Tom Riach press release, short and to the point. I hope you enjoyed reading about “How To Have Your Egg And Eat It and found it informative/entertaining. To learn more or to get in touch with me please visit me on my website at WAKE UP 2 WEALTH.

See you there! Regards, Tom.

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