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Who Dunnit?

Published on 9/14/2016
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"Who Dunnit?  is the 18th and last in my present series of Tom's Summer Shorts holiday press releases sent from my happy home in the sunny south of Portugal. All being well I'll return with more 'Shorts' next year- In the meantime just one pressing question remains unanswered .....

WHO DUNNIT?

Who dunnit? -

Was it the butler? Might be the maid?

Or maybe the lover, Deceived and dismayed?

The chauffeur looks shifty, The gardener too,

Somebody dunnit, The question is … who?

The charge of inciting violence through writing a murder mystery was read and the judge, eyeing me with suspicion, asked, “You are a private detective, are you the defendant in this case?” “No, m'lud,” I replied, “I’ve got lawyers what do the defending. I’m the dick who dunnit.”

A narrowed eye and questioning look from the judge, “Are you fit to plead?” “Well my doctor says I have hypochondria … but I'm bearing well with all my other ailments!”

This time a slow stare, “Are you sane?” I stared straight back, “As any person in this room.” That brought a titter from the gallery. Bailiffs immediately removed him.

Who are your lawyers?”, with mounting exasperation.

Lunt, Hunt & Cunningham m'lud.” The judge looked over to where four men in black gowns and wigs were seated. “I count four?” he queried. “Quite so m'lud,” and fixing my gaze on the judge, “ There are two Cunninghams in court today.”

So tell me what happened on the night in question?”

Well m'lud, I was hired to investigate the demise of nearly every type of bird, a murder of most fowls you might say. It was late when I got to the manor house. A woman opened the door in her nightdress. I thought what a strange place to have a door. She identified herself only as a famous crime writer whose books are popular … but why is a mystery to me!”

So is this the woman that you claim what … er … who dunnit?”

Yes m'lud … That's - ” … and here I turned and pointed with a dramatic flourish to the second Cunningham brief who sprang to his feet and, throwing off his wig and gown, revealed himself to be a ….. a woman! … gasps in the courtroom.

That's - The woman who dunnit, A lady real smart,

Known as the queen of the creative art,

An author of merit, A writer of note,

'Tis Agatha Christie, And … murder she wrote!”

 

I am Tom Riach. I live and write in the sunny south of Portugal. I rest my case!

 

For many years I have run my WAKE UP LEISURE AND LEARNING BREAK (click on) where I talk of success and of creating serious wealth. Or send for my MASTERING THE ART OF MAKING MONEY Amazon best-seller, it's packed with my secrets of success and exact details of how I earned a fortune as a Super Achiever. Click the image below.

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WHO DUNNIT? is an original copyright Tom Riach press release, short and to the point. I hope you enjoyed reading about “Who Dunnit? and found it informative/entertaining. To learn more or to get in touch with me please visit me on my website at TOMRIACH.COM.

See you there! Regards, Tom.

© Copyright Joseph T.Riach 1998-2016. All rights reserved.

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ABOUT JOSEPH TOM RIACH

It took me some years to establish myself in business but I believe that in life only the most resolute of tryers will prevail and after several years of a bank account in a permanent state of cardiac arrest my perseverance began to pay!

I became a successful Business Consultant, Investment Adviser and award-winning Salesperson and Marketing Professional and I coined the term 'Creative Solutions' to describe my work in devising and implementing innovative approaches to situations in business, commerce and industry (some call it touble-shooting). From my successes I grew my own group of small companies.

By later years I had realised that sheer sweat and toil did not represent the smartest or swiftest routes to wealth. Entrepreneurs, I observed, had always existed able to create fortunes from little apparent effort and I became increasingly fascinated by this phenomenon. I set out to emulate this approach and such was my success that by 1996 I could 'retire' at an early age to the tranquility and calm of South West France. I later moved on to Southern Portugal.

CONTACT ME – I'll be thrilled to hear from you!

The life of which you dream is HERE within your grasp!

© Copyright Joseph T.Riach 1998-2016. All rights reserved.

 

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