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The Smartest Smoocher In Town

Published on 9/30/2016
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"The Smartest Smoocher In Town” is the 3rd in my Tom's Autumn Rambles series of original copyright press releases sent from my happy home in the sunny south of Portugal

Tom's Autumn Rambles with Joseph Tom Riach

THE SMARTEST SMOOCHER IN TOWN

Sam wasn't a good looking lad, not by any stretch. His features were more car crash than Cruise, his physique more crisis than Christiano. In terms of intellect he was not only not at the races, he got lost on his way from the stables! And in the electric personality stakes he finished plumb last, a couple of A3s short of a flash-light beam. So what was it about him that made him irresistable to members of the opposite gender? Just what made him the smartest smoocher in town?

To say that this question persistantly perplexed his teenage contemporaries of the time (myself included) is indeed an understatement. We just could not understand his success with the birds and, as time passed, his never ceasing and rapidly accumulating tally of conquests only instilled in us more and more confusion … and resentment!

That this jealousy should eventually spill over as testosteronic rage is hardly surprising in retrospect. After all it exposed the inept fumblings of the rest of us as just that, inept to the point of embarrassment. So he was duly accosted in the school yard and threatened with the proverbial duffing up behind the bike sheds if he didn't spill the beans on what he was up to … and quick!

But when confronted and had 'the question' aggressively put to him (in terms less than complimentary) it quickly became obvious that he had not the slightest idea of what we were talking about. He was oblivious to the fact that he was cornering the market in amerous encounters like a De Beers diamond dealer and certainly had no cleverly conceived strategy which he deployed. Only at the point of imminent physical assault did he desperately stammer, “Look guys, all I do is ask!”

What do you mean you ask?”

Well … er … just that. I ask for what I want.”

You mean you just come straight out and ask a girl for … 'what you want'?”

Much guffawing from the gang … followed by, “I'll bet you get a heck a lot of slaps on the face!” Knowing smiles and nods of agreement … until ...

Yes I do … but I get a heck of a lot of what I want too!”

Sam you see may have lacked physical appeal or personal charisma but he possessed an inherent talent infinitely more powerful (and more powerful again because he was ignorant he possessed it)! … Sam was smart. He accepted that there would be slap downs but understood that life delivers just what you ask of it, no more no less. No ask, no get. Simple.

Do you have it in you to be the smartest smoocher in town?

I am Tom Riach. I live and write in the sunny south of Portugal.

 

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THE SMARTEST SMOOCHER IN TOWN is an original copyright Tom Riach press release, short and to the point. I hope you enjoyed reading it and found it informative/entertaining. To learn more or to get in touch with me please visit me on my website at WAKE UP 2 WEALTH.

See you there! Regards, Tom.

© Copyright Joseph T.Riach 1998-2016. All rights reserved.

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