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Jewish Gangster Furry Thong

Published on 9/27/2017
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"Jewish Gangster Furry Thong”  is the 14th in my 2017Tom's Summer Shorts series of holiday press releases sent from my happy home in the sunny south of Portugal


Furry Thong was a twenties gangster's moll turned Mafia boss. Like many of the era she was of Jewish origin (the Sicilian crime families having emerged later). She was paranoid about anyone squealing on her and dealt ruthlessly with those she suspected of grassing. Her favoured warning to other would-be informers was to rip out her victim's tongues with an ice pick.

Jewish gangster Furry Thong, Friend of Buggsy Siegel
Hung round Brownsville all night long, Doing things illegal.

At the corner candy store, Playing cards with Lansky
Rolling drunks on 43rd, Whatever took her fancy.

But a two-bit hood Joe Rosen, Claimed she'd done him wrong
Said he'd tell the FBI, All 'bout Furry Thong.

So Thong told Moey Dimples, "Go sort out this clown"
Moe gave Joe just two options, "Dead or out of town."

But only three days later, The punk's still on the street
Word soon got to Furry Thong, She said "This guy's dead meat."

With Dasher Abbandando, She cruised around the town
Found Rosen at the drug store, And coldly gunned him down.

Around his throat the Furry Thong, Then squeezed 'til breathe was gone
An ice pick tore his tongue out, And so the deed was done.

When Louis Lepke heard the news, He cried "This broad's created
The finest hit squad in the land, Furry Thong Incorporated!"

In states across the country, The wiseguys soon all knew
Of Rosen's gory slaying, And so Thong's legend grew.

In Brownsville New York City, In order to live long
Keep your mouth shut always, And don't cross Furry Thong!

Alas! … the incarnation of Furry Thong is but an invention of my salacious imagination! But her character is based largely on that of notorious thug Abe 'Kid Twist' Reles, Murder Incorporated's most feared hit man. And all the other names mentioned are those of genuine mobsters of the time, events refered to actually happened and place names and jargon used are authentic too.

I am Tom Riach. I live and write in the sunny south of Portugal.


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JEWISH GANGSTER FURRY THONG is an original copyright Tom Riach press release, short and to the point. I hope you enjoyed reading it and found it informative and/or entertaining. To learn more or to get in touch with me please visit me on my website at WAKE UP 2 WEALTH.

See you there! Regards, Tom.

© Copyright Joseph T.Riach 1998-2017. All rights reserved.

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It took me some years to establish myself in business but I believe that in life only the most resolute of tryers will prevail and after several years of a bank account in a permanent state of cardiac arrest my perseverance began to pay!

I became a successful Business Consultant, Investment Adviser and award-winning Salesperson and Marketing Professional and I coined the term 'Creative Solutions' to describe my work in devising and implementing innovative approaches to situations in business, commerce and industry (some call it trouble-shooting). From my successes I grew my own group of small companies.

By later years I had realised that sheer sweat and toil did not represent the smartest or swiftest routes to wealth. Entrepreneurs, I observed, had always existed able to create fortunes from little apparent effort and I became increasingly fascinated by this phenomenon. I set out to emulate this approach and such was my success that I could 'retire' at an early age to the tranquility and calm of south west France. I later moved on to southern Portugal.

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© Copyright Joseph T.Riach 1998-2017. All rights reserved.


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